Rob picked up a pair of clippers when he was 14 years old to screw up his first haircut in a long line of many screwed up haircuts to come. Always believing in the punk D.I.Y. ethos and the school of hard knocks that teaches that class, he knew Barbering was his passion once those first hairs hit the floor of his parent’s home. Two decades later, after a drug and alcohol fueled journey along the road of wreck 'n’ ruin, Rob and his better half, Leen - The Bearded Bastard, opened a safe haven for the wicked and weary that became known as Schorem - The Holy Ashtray. His quest for the perfect classic haircut became more than just an orgasmic nightmare as they signed the contract with that foul demon called The Lard…